It's an absolute statistical fact that 83.5% of all birthdays are crap.
Well, it's not exactly 83.5% but if someone you know regularly have crap birthdays then let them know that you are thinking of them this card will probably make it much better.
Amusing greetings card printed on 125mmx175mm 300gsm matt card. Professionally printed, comes with white envelope in cellophane wrapper. Shipped in hard envelope.