Clean tea towel, Funny tea towel, rude, kinky


This tea towel is clean. It does not like the dirt. It really does not like the dirt. Buy it, and find a nice plastic bag for it to live in. It will be happy.
Joking aside, this is a lovely tea towel which would make an ideal gift for any normal person who just likes tea towels.
My friend bought one.
She keeps it folded up.
In a drawer.
She has never used it.
She is normal, she just likes tea towels.
You could be normal too.
100% cotton tea towel with an utter fear of being used. 79cm x 48cm.

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