I am a maker and designer based near Lewes in Sussex.
I paint furniture and create funny illustrations and designs.
Gin and Tonic is very refreshing.
I miss my dog who is dead.
My wife is very beautiful and is much funnier than me.
My children are like thunder and jam.
I like puns.
I do not try to offend, I do it by accident.
I use chalk paints if I can because they are not really horrible.
Making people smile is really nice.
I paint furniture to order if you contact me nicely.